e got through the last five in Part I. Now it's time for the first five in Part II.

Editor's note: If that confuses you, remember that Dave is working backwards, like his namesake, David Letterman. We hope he doesn't skate that way too often.

You know, it really is important to love your dear ones, to be a real father to your children, and take a stand for the things you believe in. However, it is important that guys like myself do not write about such things and stick to the world of officiating so as not to confuse the planet. So here goes.

#5 - Sing the national anthem (out loud)

Milli Vanilli has got nothing on us. We can all lip synch with the best of them. At the start of nearly every game, we stand at center ice, helmets off, facing the flag, and gently moving our lips to the rhythm of O Canada or The Star Spangled Banner.

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