All right, class. The lesson today is Relativity Theory. Pay attention, because I'm only going to say this once: e equals m-c squared. That's all you need to know. Any questions?
We wouldn't accept short cuts in physics class, so why accept them in a hockey referee's clinic. Tim Renneberg really, really wants to know.
Tim Renneberg? Sure, you remember: He's one of our premier hockey writers, back from a long hiatus.